My son and one of his best friends were talking about video games and I heard Lewey say that he couldn’t wait to be a grown up because then he could play video games whenever he wanted. I interuppted and told them that they better not still play video games all the time when they were older because they would have a hard time getting dates. Lewis’ best bud Brayden said:
“We’ll just tell them we don’t play video games and play when they don’t know.”
I told him that sounded like a good idea and then Lewis chimed in.
“We’re only gonna do that if the girls are as hot as Megan Fox.”
I almost choked. I had never heard my son talk about girls before and I had never heard him use the word “hot” to decribe a girl and I had certainly never heard him reference Megan Fox.
“You think Megan Fox is hot?” I asked, weakly.
“Well, she was…until she got old,” he replied.
I almost choked a second time.